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An explosion of chemistry jokes

Jonathan S. Nimitz

An explosion of chemistry jokes

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Published by University Editions in Huntington, W. Va .
Written in English


Edition Notes

Statementby Jon Nimitz.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsMLCS 93/10150 (P)
The Physical Object
Pagination193 p. :
Number of Pages193
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL1894355M
ISBN 101560021144
LC Control Number90070457
OCLC/WorldCa26289737

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A: A graduated cylinder. What do you do with a dead chemists? Well damn. Somebody has stolen my joules!

In a fission reaction, a single large atom, such as uranium, is bombarded with neutrons, causing the nucleus of the atom to split into two smaller nuclei and several neutrons. Well damn. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. Do you have 11 protons?


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